I popped by Shannon's blog today and she had played an interesting game on her computer. She'd typed 'Shannon needs' into Google and then published some results. I was having a quiet few moments so I decided to do the same. I googled 'Dave needs' and the list was interesting ... here's the first ten.
Dave needs a shave.
Dave needs a shower.
Dave needs a rest.
Dave needs a timeout.
Dave needs servers.
Dave needs a lover.
Dave needs rehab.
Dave needs therapy.
Dave needs a big apology.
and the last one, quite simply states:
Dave needs help.
Not being entirely egocentric, I thought I'd look up Joe Needs and see what was there. I thought maybe it would be a duplicate list. Don't we all need the same things. Turns out that ..
Joe needs a liver transplant.
Joe needs to do his part in holding up the pecking order.
Joe needs to poop.
Joe needs our help.
Joe needs a drummer.
Joe needs you.
Joe needs to keep quiet.
Joe needs a leather bound day planner.
Joe needs expert advice.
And of course ... and I couldn't agree more ...
Joe needs toilet training.
Well, wasn't that a fun way to spend a few minutes. I was just jotting notes about what I was going to write about when I read Shannon's blog (I've put that link in twice because I'm totally impressed that I can do it now and am showing off.) It was fun to write something totally without sense or meaning. After the week we've had with Tropic Thunder, I think we all need a bit of a breather.
Speaking of Tropic Thunder, I think the best analysis of the movie and the boycott was written by Dick Sobsey on his blog ICAD which is definately worth a read. Rah, Dick.
So a challenge to regular commentors. Give me the funniest line that comes up from your NEEDS search. The funniest one will get a copy of 'the R word ... helping people with intellectual disabilities deal with teasing and bullying' (check the book out at Diverse City). I'm not sure if the book is on their website yet, but if it isn't now, it will be in a day or two.