I had picked up a couple sets of bunny ears, all soft and fuzzy, for Ruby and Sadie. As we were preparing to package them up to send them off to the kids, I was struck by a bit of whimsy. (I probably shouldn't be telling you this!) So I put them on and slipped my house coat off. I snuck, naked except for fuzzy bunny ears, around the corner to look at myself in the mirror.
The sight struck me very, very, funny.
I started to laugh.
Now I was shaking, belly and arse jiggling like apoplectic jello.
This led to that horrid, uncontrollable, s'not sound we make when s'not laughing, s'not crying but there's certainly snot involved.
This is when Joe walked in from shopping.
He looked at me.
Naked, in bunny ears.
Normally Joe laughs at everything. He's easily amused.
This time though he just looked at me, deadpan, and said, 'And all Hugh Hefner gets is a mansion.'