*Adult Advisory Warning*
I had an odd day at work today.
I'm working on an article that will appear in April and as a result I read about:
Interesting Facts About the Penis
That the word testify does not come from the practise, as described in a biblical passage, of men swearing an oath while holding on to the kings balls - even though you will find that faux fact everywhere on the web.
That there are approximately seven calories in one ejaculation ... and that an average ejaculation hits 28 mph ... making it the perfect low cal fast food.
An extremely interesting study on the effect on male genital health care on men with significant intellectual disabilities when care is provided by female versus male care providers.
An interesting how to guide for older men on how to 'milk' the urine out of their penes in order to avoid middle age dribbling.
An interesting use for the foreskin from circumcised penes.
The nature of the correlation between foot size and penis length (there is none: damn there goes the only benefit I could have from perpetually swollen feet).
And perhaps the oddest conspiracy theory:
That the mushroom shaped head of the penis evolved so that it can pull out other men's semen, thus making it kind of a featherless human duster and, correspondingly, becoming the only bit of housework that men are not only willing but eager to do.
All this - while at work.
Sometimes I think I have the funnest job possible.