I don't think I really noticed before I got my very own blue badge how many people park illegally in the disabled parking spots. I've found myself now incredibly vigilant about it, not only do I check every car in those spots to see if they've got the badge, I also watch people get in and out to see if they have a disability. (Please don't give me a thousand comments about those with invisible disabilities ... I know that there are disabilities that aren't immediately evident.) So, with my little fixation, I was pleased to get this in my email from a friend who thought I'd enjoy it. I thought it was funny, I'm running late this morning so I thought I'd use it as my post today.
PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONAIRRE AND FAX IT TO 1-800-EAT-SHIT
You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your disability:
1 - I am, simply, an asshole.
2 - I suffer from terminal laziness.
3 - I have My Needs Are Greater Than Yours Disorder.
4 - My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.
5 - My shoes are too expensive to walk in.
6 - Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!
7 - My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.
8 - I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?
9 -I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.
10 - My heart is just two sizes two small.