tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post6667021962462033106..comments2024-03-16T19:36:23.953-04:00Comments on Of Battered Aspect: A Poop-Tastic BlogDave Hingsburgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11918601687946534172noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-77698655668938878692015-05-08T00:42:15.697-04:002015-05-08T00:42:15.697-04:00I'm surprised that your labs still uses the st...I'm surprised that your labs still uses the stick and card test. We have the FIT test here. One little blue stick, quick dip, in the case and to the lab. No longer the multi-collecting. It is sooooo much easier and less traumatic to collect. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-57914005435091173882015-05-06T04:16:15.089-04:002015-05-06T04:16:15.089-04:00One of the weird things I'm learning about pre...One of the weird things I'm learning about pregnancy is that midwives are distressingly chirpy about bodily waste. Like, even more than disability doctors and nurses (in my experience at least).<br /><br />Every time I proffer my little cylindrical urine sample tube, I say something like "do I leave this with you?" and instead of what I would consider a normal response of "yes, I'll take that," midwives without fail give an astonishingly perky "ooh, yes please! Brilliant! We love wee!"Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11639094548415759560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-6291165325220194012015-05-05T23:29:48.122-04:002015-05-05T23:29:48.122-04:00LMAO. Under the sink of my bathroom, I have a bag...LMAO. Under the sink of my bathroom, I have a bag holding a big stryform filled cooler. In the box is a little plastic container that in a better life might have been a margarine container.<br /><br />Last fall I took part in a trial of a vaccine for C-Dif, and IF the vaccine fails, they want a sample. The nice chirpy lady calls me every week or two to see if i am still ok.<br /><br />So be glad they only want a stick's worth!<br /><br />SharonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-46945075857340203272015-05-05T19:58:14.102-04:002015-05-05T19:58:14.102-04:00Hahahaha!
--LittlewolfHahahaha!<br /><br />--LittlewolfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-67055870698309139632015-05-05T15:26:58.499-04:002015-05-05T15:26:58.499-04:00Dave, We used to keep a list of typos called Spell...Dave, We used to keep a list of typos called Spell Checker Strikes Again and on that list was Attention Defecate Disorder - I think you might have it - its a shitty thing to have!<br />ColleenColleennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-21185140933107307082015-05-05T12:40:44.498-04:002015-05-05T12:40:44.498-04:00Just wait, my husband did this test and got a lett...Just wait, my husband did this test and got a letter from the Cancer Agency - which scared the crap out of him! The Cancer Agency sends out the results. Princeton Possenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35743239.post-64897334398849281722015-05-05T11:34:33.585-04:002015-05-05T11:34:33.585-04:00Words fail me...I never considered the feelings of...Words fail me...I never considered the feelings of the card and the stick used in that process. Thanks for the morning giggle, Dave. You are a good writer, no matter what the subject. clairesmumnoreply@blogger.com